(Source: rosegym, via illegalmath)

wannajoke:

Internet fight

so-personal:

everything personal♡

(Source: h-e-r-o-i-n, via itscelinem)

insightings:

Eventually we’re just gonna have to accept “ducking” as a swear word

(Source: preys, via itscelinem)

meanplastic:

straight sex is so weird

(Source: zacharonyandcheese, via itscelinem)

Everytime I see a cat

image

(via itscelinem)

chemicalaccess:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

mrpondtyler:

eventualprocrastination:

rikotin:

i-aint-bovvered:

skarosoul:

danglingthpider:

notquiteluke:

nepeter:

im really mad because boobs sounds too hilarious, tits sounds too vulgar, breasts too pretentious and any other words just make me want to laugh

what word am i supposed to use while writing

rumble spheres

wibbly wobbly booby woobies

tatty-bo-jangles

human milk sacks

pillows for friends

sweater puppets

breasticles

boing boing bags

chesticles

(Source: shalrath, via vexingdexter)

sixsteen:

i ship me and money

(via pizza)

tinychatting:

my talents include being able to sit on the toilet for 30 minutes being distracted by my phone

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

therealraewest:

Okay but imagine:

  • Peter Parker going to a fan convention as Spiderman
  • Peter Parker getting compliments on his Spiderman costume
  • Peter Parker entering a Spiderman Costume Contest
  • Peter Parker losing said contest
  • Peter Parker losing the contest to Deadpool

(via vexingdexter)

klavinerd:

ok someone needs to tell marvel to stop spending money on air time for promoting their movies. just use the internet. and by that i mean there needs to be an official marvel vine account where there are 6 second in-character videos. can we please

(via vexingdexter)

coffeeandcastiel:

austriea:

man you know what I want? a superhero series where they have powers that 100% contradict their personalities. a fishermans daughter who lives by the sea, swims every day, learns that she can control fire. a boy who’s mortified of heights but realizes he can use antigravity and hates it. someone who was bitten by a dog as a child, suffers extreme fear around animals, can now communicate with them. they’re all disgusted by their powers.

write a book

(via narnianhobbitinthearena)

rwbyrambler:

literally the entirety of cats in a single picture

(Source: memewhore, via narnianhobbitinthearena)