#dadjokes

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fake-mermaid:

acidic-rivers:

fake-mermaid:

it’s 2014 why don’t cute puppies fall from the sky yet

because they might hit the ground too hard and die

i did not think this through

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Friendly Reminder

voguetaylor:

ofbeinghonests:

bornon1989:

Wednesday2 years of RED

Friday: 8 years of TAYLOR SWIFT

Saturday: 4 years of SPEAK NOW

Monday: release of 1989

Monday: my funeral 

don’t forget Sunday: 5 years of FEARLESS (Platinum Edition)

Final battle at CHB

  • Romans: first and fifth cohort, attack! Second, third and fourth, defend! We'll defeat Gaea together!
  • Greeks: idk man just swish your sword till the monsters die, I guess.

retiredjesus:

when u dont reply to someone and post on social mediaimage

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yelled:

when you wake up early in the morning and sit on the edge of your bed like

image

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ravenclawssaywhat:

this-is-horrorwood:

hey-how-ya-doing:

oomshi:

do i have a crush on you or am i just lonely

do i like you or do i like that you like me

do I like you or do I like the idea of you

do i want to be in a relationship or do i just want to prove that i’m worthy of one

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To the glistening eastern sea, I give you Queen Lucy the Valiant

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lareinesoleil:

For Halloween this year target wants to give people heart attacks.

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