You not finding me attractive is not going to stop me from being attractive.
*goes out of room*
*goes back in the room*
*repeats the next day*
I was explaining to my 4-year-old cousin that some spiders will kill their mate for food after they have babies. I thought this was gross, but she was unimpressed as she said, "humans will kill each other for no reason, at least spiders kill each other for food." I have never been more ashamed to be a human in my life