Daughter passed a milestone today

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Do you know what bothers me? It bothers me how they missed out dozens of heroines that could’ve been apart of this. I know how everyone is amazed by all the things these girls did, but I still cannot believe they missed out, on one very important girl.

Does anyone remember Narnia? Yes the magical land through the wardrobe. Don’t fucking lie. Narnia was everyone’s first fandom.
How can you forget Miss Susan Pevensie? Susan was probably THE most badass girl I have ever seen and that continues to this day
I don’t give a fuck about how Narnia is “for kids” or “it’s old now.” OLD?!? I think NOT.
The first Narnia book was published in 1952, about 40 years before HP. The Narnia movies were made AFTER we saw some of Hermione’s badass side. So no, it’s not old. Hermione is one of the greatest heroines, but how can you forget Susan? Shall we take a walk down memory lane?

-Susan went back into her house during a fucking AIR RAID to save her sister, who was hiding in her bedroom
-Susan was confused by her gift, which was a bow and arrow. She was taught that women were not allowed into battles or wars, it just made them uglier. It wasn’t normal back then. She KNEW it was wrong but did it anyways
-Susan saved her brother from being killed by a crazed dwarf with a huge ass axe
-She gave a boy a fake name, just so he didn’t know the real her and bother her all the time.
-Susan was THE ONLY girl in battles. Her brothers were left with gashes on their faces and dislocated shoulders, but she walked away with a mere scratch
-She fell maybe 20-30 ish feet into stone when Aslan’s How crumbled from her feet and survived.
-She killed multiple enemies with only her bow
-As she tried to escape with her sister, Susan sent her sister ahead and stayed behind to take on 10 FUCKING SOLDIERS ON HORSES just so her sister could live
-Susan was the first badass archer WAYYYY before Katniss, yet Katniss has the title or face of the archer
-Susan shot down an acorn from a tree 30+ feet away PLUS the acorn was 100+ feet high in the tree
-She ignored the flirt attempts from Caspian until the very end when she left, so they wouldn’t work out. She didn’t need a boy. She had her brothers and she is quite capable of taking care of herself.
-did I forget to mention she’s a QUEEN

Now some of this stuff isn’t well argued (cause I suck at debates) but Susan is probably THE BEST heroine I know and she made a huge impact on my life. She deserves to be in this picture or any other version.
Susan needs more respect.

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literally nothing feels better than being loved by someone who hates everyone

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HW at the end of the school year

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I think unskippable ads on Youtube are the biggest fucking marketing fail, now I am more likely to purposely avoid buying your product out of pure bitter spite that you bitches made me wait.

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"sir, could you please name 3 words that start with a P"
pizza, park, morning

Morning doesn’t start with a P?

mine does

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i just really need someone who’ll make my life interesting

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"in case of fire use stairs" that’s ridiculous.  how the FUCK am i supposed to put this fire out with these stairs

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